Met Ball Fug Carpet: Miranda Kerr

07.05.09 / Uncategorized / Author:

Do you think Miranda Kerr got wrong the Met Ball theme this year?

Because I am thinking she accidentally heard “Model as Muse: Embodying Fashion” as, “Model, Use The Body As Fashion.”

For real. This dress is made of tassels, skin, and ass cleavage. If she DIDN’T misinterpret things, then she might want to watch Silence of the Lambs to see what insanity and psychosis can befall people who decide that skin is just another form of fabric.